I haven’t been active on tumblr these past few days and I feel great.

asker

Anonymous asked: FAVORITE PICK UP LINE

"It’s not gonna suck itself."

no jk idk i dont use pickup lines i dont even talk to girls and if you’re wondering what line works best on me its probably nothing because GIRLS INTIMIDATE ME

ridge:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND

ridge:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND

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bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

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archiemcphee:

When October Jones (previously featured here) isn’t sharing text messages sent by his dog or transforming his fellow train commuters by drawing new heads for them on post-it notes, he’s creating awesomely empowering messages and leaving them for his fellow travelers to find inside seatback trays on the train.

Follow October Jones on Twitter for more of his entertaining and inspirational sticky note escapades.

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asker

Anonymous asked: yo man i just texted my crush how i feel, what do i do while i wait for reply

Whatever you’re used to doing. If you do something unordinary you’re gonna keep thinking about it so just, make your music, be inspired by your feelings. 

saladder:

when u think u got over ur crush but she gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again

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